CYRUS CRASHTEST

Cyrus Crashtest lives deep underground in a disused government fallout shelter, somewhere in the wastelands of York. He began working with THE TALK back in 2005; producing the now infamous, "HELLO crowd " cartoon strip. Within months, he was writing steady review work and was awarded his own column (due to several controversial incidents). When not producing his unique artworks and remixes, he likes to crack the whip upon the back of the monkey boy Editor and kick THE TALK's MySpace team with zealous ferocity.